The Republic of New Saharia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Executor Jason Ellecon with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 8.26 billion Saharians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edekar. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Saharian economy, worth a remarkable 1,508 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,628 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", Executor Jason Ellecon reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Saharia's national animal is the Battlecruiser, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not stated.

New Saharia is ranked 10,293^rd in the world and 5^th in The Galactics Union for Safest, scoring 120.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.